50 Things You Should Never Say

RELAX, DON'T DO IT Sometimes it's better to keep it zipped. Below, Radar's compendium
of words and phrases that should never pass your lips, even ironically

Everything's a bit more casual in summer, but that still doesn't mean you can wear jorts and crocs. Or for that matter ever admit to owning said items aloud. In the spirit of public service, Radar has compiled a list of 50 other things best kept to yourself, including those tired catch-phrases that make everyone around you groan.

2) Did you not check my away message?

3) We met on eHarmony.com.

4) I respect the jury's verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby's sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison.

5) Holler at your boy.

6) So I was reading The Fountainhead ...

7) Hold on, I'm getting paged.

8) Off the hook (also: hizook).

9) I'm sorry ... it's just that this ring tone
makes me think of my ex-girlfriend.

10) I'd like to order the NASCAR-themed
checks, please.