Daddy Defense! Michael Lohan Slams ‘Dirtball’ Porn Star’s Lindsay Sex Story!

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By Alexis TereszcukRadar Senior Reporter

Michael Lohan is back with a vengeance!

Lindsay Lohan’s father is defending her honor, telling RadarOnline.com exclusively that his daughter never had sex with a “dirtball porn star.

As previously reported Alex Torres, who goes by the screen name Voodoo, claims to have had sex with Lindsay while her dad was asleep upstairs in the same house, but Michael slammed his story.

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“This delusional moron wishes he had a nanosecond alone with Lindsay!” Lohan charged. “If I ever caught a guy having sex with my daughter in my house I’d be in jail the rest of my life, especially a dirtball porn star.

“I’m a light sleeper.  I would never be asleep while my kids were in the house and awake.

“Another worm crawling out of the woodwork trying to get some publicity. But this time, it’s a person that doesn’t even have respect for himself, never mind Lindsay or anyone else. To begin with, not at ANY time that I was with my family or Lindsay at our home, or anywhere, did I go to sleep before my children did.

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“Or allow any man/male and especially a sleazebag, alone with Lindsay. Can you imagine ME, Michael Lohan, of all fathers, allowing my daughter(s) to be alone with any guy while I was present? Ha ha!

“And if, by chance, a dirtball like Voodoo, snuck in, he wouldn’t have made it out. Last but not least, Lindsay would NEVER stoop to the level of this neophyte. (The lowest form of living organism on earth).

“Sad, very sad. I pity him.”

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Voodoo went on The Jim Richards Show on Newstalk 1010 in Toronto on Friday when he dished the details of his A-list romp.

“Ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo said. “I’m not joking!”

Not only did Voodoo claim to have had “relations” with Lindsay, but he made it sound like she paid him.

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“Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!” he said.

To clarify, host Jim Richards asked, “So you’ve been with Lindsay Lohan?”

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“I’m saying that,” Voodoo confirmed.

Do you believe Michael or Voodoo? Tell us in comments!

 

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