Radar’s resident “Love Guru” — professional snowboarder and TV personality Jesse Csincsak — is once again exclusively blogging for RadarOnline.com about the show that turned him into a household name, The Bachelorette!
Jesse, who appeared in and won the fourth season of The Bachelorette featuring DeAnna Pappas, is weighing in on the brand new season of the hit reality show.
The new edition featuring dainty dentist Ashley Hebert, premiered Monday night on ABC.
“Well here we are back again for another season of ABC’s The Bachelorette. As usual I am here with my INSIDE OPINIONS, not facts about what I saw on Monday’s show.
“I have zero inside information about this season’s show. My opinions are based on my experiences on the show and what I saw on air.
“With that being said here we go….
“Ashley H, Bachelorette #7, Week 1:
“Ashley claims that her insecurities and her failure to reciprocate love to Brad Womack were her demise when she was a contestant on The Bachelor.
“Well now she is back again and seems ready to put her insecurities aside and says she’s also ready to reciprocate feelings of love.
“Personally I think Ashley is a total doll and I think she will be a great catch for any guy serious about falling in love and settling down.
“As for her 25 guys…wow there are some serious characters, and a lot of them seem to be a lot older than Ashley.
“Mike Fleiss and his casting department never seems to disappoint and why should they? They audition thousands of people every season. It’s not easy to get on the show.
“Before I lay into the first guy, let me just say that on night one the show starts filming at around 8pm and films until around 5-6 am, so falling asleep isn’t impossible…ok.
“Now lets start off with my new favorite hater straight off of The Sopranos. That’s Tim, the 35-year-old liquor distributor from NYC. He was sh*t-talking and hiccupping with the worst accent ever. This guy might have had the most awkward limo exit I have ever seen!
“At first I kind of felt sorry for him. Then as I watched him get sloppier and sloppier, my feelings of sorrow disappeared! He proceeded to show some hate towards the mask-wearing Jeff just before passing out and getting sent home. Good luck getting a date, Bro!
“Then there’s Jeff. He might have had on a mask but he seemed to be one of the more mature men in the room. Although he had more haters in the room than anyone, he kept his composure and continued to impress Ashley with his explanation of why he wore the mask which I don’t know about you but was legit. I am pumped to see how he plays out once he loses the mask.
“Ok so every season Mike Fleiss casts a villain. Well up until tonight the Douche-O-Meter had been set at an all time high by Justin Rego on The Bachelorette Season #6.
“Well Justin, step aside. There is a new king Douche — Bentley. Wow, even a Douchy name. Well done buddy! Who goes on the show and says The Bachelorette doesn’t fit into his check list?? You did! Not the smartest idea you have ever had, Playa. There are 15 million people watching this and I have a feeling after this season is over it’s going be light years until you get laid again.
“As for the rest of the guys I am really pumped to get to know them in the weeks to come. I think there are a handful of some really good dudes!
“This season looks to be an awesome one…private jets, Thailand, kickboxing, Fiji and of course, the Man-claws are going come out!!!
Tune in again next week same place same time for my inside opinions on season #7 of ABC’s The Bachelorette.