You had to figure that there would be an app to help relationships (something tells us its aimed at men) that umm,… make your love life more exciting, with date ideas, event reminders, randomly generated messages (“Love you”, “Miss you” kinda thing) and yes, sex tips. Here’s a few, complied from the journalists at Huffington Post, who are obviously very busy with breaking news.
1) Girlfriend Keeper: Based on your relationship status, this app will generate semi-personalized messages and send them to your wife or girlfriend. It can store important dates like an anniversary or birthday, so you’ll never again sleep on the couch for forgetting.
2) Happy Sex with Maryline: Billing itself as “the first iPhone app dedicated to sexual, relational and self-awareness,” Happy Sex is a thirty-day guide to better sex and sexual understanding. Users can pose their own question using the “Ask Maryline” feature. Feedback is encouraged to help continually improve the app. This app costs a rather steep $19.99, but users’ reviews concur that the sex advice is pretty stellar.
3) Date Smart: Fresh out of date ideas? Based on the criteria you select–like “educational,” “novel,” or “outdoors”– Date Smart will locate the appropriate spot for your next date. Whether it’s a first date, a special occasion, or a casual encounter, this app groups the activities into a number of categories that include: Cultural , outdoorsy, dining etc. $1.99
4) Honey Do: This app creates “his” or “hers” notes you can send to your forgetful honey’s iPhone. “Remember to pick up the dry cleaning” never sounded so charming. Honey Do! task lists allow you to separate and assign tasks to certain people. The app’s robust interface lets you view who has what task, send reminders and digital rewards, or modify existing tasks. (Honey Do! can also be helpful for families trying to coordinate vacation preparation or simple after-school activities.)
5)Passions: Ok, we don’t know about this on and have not tested it. For $0.99, this app promises to analyze your lovemaking abilities and generate feedback based on your performance. Simply slip the phone in your pocket and have at it. When you’re finished, Passions will rate the coitus from 0 to 10 based on activity, orgasm and duration. The iPhone’s motion sensors judge “activity,” the microphone registers “orgasm,” and the timer determines “duration.”