The Jersey Shore Reunion Special was as juicy and drama-filled as a regular episode! Ronnie Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola had their final argument in front of a live audience and ended their very tumultuous relationship while Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino addressed his finale makeout session with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.
“We’re done, if he’s going to ruin something so good over that,” Sammi told Ronnie, her eyes filled with tears. Ronny had just watched a previously unseen clip of his girlfriend discussing her flirtations with a “cop” and getting inappropriately close to Mike “ The Situation.”
The reunion was filled with heated and memorable comments as the cast took shots at each other throughout. Here are some of the pearls of wisdom from the cast:
Jenni Farey, we mean J-Woww, told Sammi: “I don’t get in anybody’s business and it’s a damn shame when people get in mine. If people want to spend their night at the club staring at what the f–k I’m doing then obviously they don’t have a life.”
“The Situation” revisited one of his favorite topics: “The tanning salon is no mess, you go straight there. Five or ten minutes later and you’ve got your color. And ya left and you can go and do the rest of your day.”
Jenni agreed with the wise advice, adding with a straight face: “At the beach you get tan lines and you get oily, and you get sandy.”
“I had the best summer of my life. Girls after girls after girls, that’s the ideal summer for anybody,” said DJ Pauly D, a guy you definitely want to take home to mom, right?
The negative publicity the cast has received doesn’t bother “The Situation.”
“There’s a lot of people out there you can’t please everybody. They did create the channel changer so you can change us…but that’s obviously not what they’re doing.”
He also touched on his hot tub hookup with Snooki. While he kept mum on whether or not it has happened again, he did say the two both have one common factor that makes anything possible: they both love to have a good time!
The Los Angeles location for the reunion show was not lost on the cast who didn’t buy into the allure of the west coast.
“It’s freakin’ cold, we’re losing our tans, we’re freezing and we need to be back on the beach,” Snookie whined. We couldn’t have said it better.