TV: Monday Hot List

Teens rule tonight with the Teen Choice Awards! The Jonas Brothers host the show (and perform) along with performances from Black Eyed Peas and Miley Cyrus (wonder if we’ll be able to catch any googly eyes between Miley and her on again, off again beau Nick Jonas?). Britney Spears gets crowned with the Ultimate Choice award so you don’t want to miss her guaranteed to be unpredictable acceptance speech!

Kathy Griffin ends her season of My Life on The D-List by receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame . . . but in true wannabe fashion, her star is on the walk down in Palm Springs!

And on Jon and Kate Plus Eight, we get a glimpse at life with the Gosselin’s pre-divorce announcement. Tonight, Kate and the kids head to the beach while Jon oversees the installation of new cabinets. With exciting activities like that, we really have no idea why Jon moved out (insert the sarcasm here) . . .

8pm

Who Wants to Be A Millionaire (ABC)

The Great American Road Trip (NBC)

Teen Choice 2009 (FOX)

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family)

Property Virgins (HGTV)

9pm

Dating in The Dark (ABC)

Intervention (A&E)

Dr. G: Medical Examiner (Discovery Health)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 (TLC)

The Closer (TNT)

10pm

Kathy Griffin: My Life on The D-List (Bravo)

Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen)

Cake Boss (TLC)

No Reservations With Anthony Bourdain (Travel)

Weeds (Showtime)

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (Food Network)

10:30pm

Nurse Jackie (Showtime)

11:30pm

Conan – guest Hugh Dancy (NBC)