The craziest thoughts randomly pop into singer John Mayer’s head — and he has no problem posting them on his Twitter for all to see.
“There’s nothing I’ve learned as a ‘celebrity’ that I wouldn’t have wanted to learn as a man pouring cereal in my kitchen anyway,” Mayer pontificated early Tuesday.
Later on, Mayer wrote that he was able to achieve new heights in being able to Twitter while asleep: “IT WORKS!!! Hey, everybody, I’m twittering from INSIDE my DREAMS! I’m on the 101 East, second level. My second grade math teacher says hi!”
Mayer then described a sequence in which … we’ll just let him say it.
“C.C. DeVille and Richard Nixon say what’s up!!,” Mayer wrote. “We just got off the 405 into Fairfield, CT. Going to stop at the library for sex.”
After the thread of bizarre posts, the 31-year-old Connecticut native wrapped up his surreal Twittering session with one word: “Awake.”