Paris Gets Repo'ed

We are so there when this one hits the Blu-ray shelves next Tuesday.

Paris Hilton (playing a character called Amber Sweet), Anthony Head (of TV's Buffy), and the original leading lady of Broadway's Phantom of the Opera Sarah Brightman star in the cult smash Repo: the Genetic Opera which was barely released to theaters last year.

Here's why: it's terrible. Yet, of the so-bad-it's-good variety.

It's set in the future after an epidemic causes widespread illness. A biotech firm sells replacement organs on an installment basis, like a car; if you fail to pay, they come and take it back.

Here's a sample of the lyrics sung by one of the Repo Men:

"90 days delinquent gets ya' repo treatment! I'm the masked horror on your street corner! Make your mama mourn ya! I'm the Night Surgeon!"