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Will Craig Sex Accusers Make the Cut?

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ANONYMOUS TIP Craig, Phillips (inset)(Craig photo: Getty Images)

A source very close to the Larry Craig imbroglio tells Radar that one of the keys to determining whether Craig slept with men is to ask alleged flings one question: Is the senator cut or uncut?

A little flap of skin is apparently more important to this case of confusion than has been previously reported. Our sources say past accusers have improperly described Craig’s circumcision status. But if an accuser passes the first round of the quiz on Little Larry, he progresses to the bonus round, where the questions get, um, harder, and the prize money for a tell-all book about their man shenanigans with Craig doubles. We’re told that “more than one feature” of Craig’s private parts are noteworthy. Our source wouldn’t go into details but says a ruler could play a role in sizing up the accusations.

Insiders predict that that more revelations will soon arise if Craig continues to deny certain affairs, of which evidence allegedly exists.

Yesterday, a report on Wonkette surfaced from David Phillips, an IT guy who claims Craig mentally scarred him after a rough sexual encounter in the spring of 1987. Mike Jones, the male prostitute who went public about meth-fueled sex romps with megachurch minister Ted Haggard, has also said Craig came to visit him, though Jones stops just short of saying the two had a fling.

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