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The Olsens Will See You Now

So you want the Olsen twins to sign a copy of your book? (Okay, we have no idea why, but let’s just assume you do.)

If you’re one of the people who showed up today at Barnes & Noble in Union Square then you know it wasn’t as easy as you thought it might be. Buy a book, step right up and get the signature. Not so fast. There are rules to follow to get thisclose to Michelle Tanner—in fact, NINE RULES to follow.

In the interest of public service (and because we had nothing better to do) Radar cribbed the “official” rule handout from the store. Here’s the list: