That One Guy's Teeth Knocked Out by Whatshisname

• Reality bites: In a meta-reality moment, Survivor Pearl Islands contestant Jonny Fairplay gets his teeth knocked out by Danny Bonaduce at the Fox Reality Really Awards and leaves in an ambulance.

• How desperate is O.J.?: His girlfriend was once a "obsessed fan," according to a new report by ERS News's Eric Longabardi, who details how Christine Prody squirmed her way into O.J.'s bed.

• Go girl: The 1.4-million-member American Federation of Teachers becomes the sixth national labor union to back Hillary Clinton. The upcoming Democratic primaries get less suspenseful by the hour.

• Conspiracy theory: Lord Justice Scott Baker tells the inquest into Diana's death, "It is likely that pregnancy is a matter that cannot be proved one way or the other in scientific terms." But, Dodi Al-Fayed's father claims the royals ordered the killings of Diana and his son because she was preggers with his Muslim love child.

• Climate warnings: Fair and balanced Murdoch rag the Daily Mail reports that British schools "must warn of Gore climate film bias" before showing students An Inconvenient Truth.

• Tit for tat: Congress continues to pursue condemnation in lieu of legislation, with Democrats calling for a condemnation of Rush Limbaugh over his "phony soldiers" comment.