Thank You Mistress Stone, May We Have Another?

• Kiss my boots, piggy: Sharon Stone lived up to her rep as Hollywood's premiere stiletto grinder at a fundraising auction in Germany. Before announcing items up for bids, she called her audience "naughty, nasty little Germans." They know they liked it.

• She's an inspiration to all: The Sun reports that the death of Anna Nicole Smith has prompted Robbie Williams to check into rehab. In addition to his depression over the death of Miss Vicki Lynn, he had to also endure the added stress of watching his former boy-bandmates from Take That launch a successful reunion.

• When divas attack: In what is sure to be seen as a counterattack against Vogue covergirl Jennifer Hudson, Beyoncé turns on the cheesecake for Sports Illustrated.