Balthazar Sends Sienna Packing

The thing with horny starlets these days is that nobody has any respect for their feelings. Sure, your everyday average billionaire schlub, with his fancy name and wild mane, will take a fun-loving gal for a ride on his spaceship or whatever, maybe pop a few select vintages to dazzle, and ultimately romp her around in the waters of his favorite private beach, but when dude's wife comes calling, it's so long tart, the babies need me! Take this Sienna Miller chick. Remember how a few weeks ago she bared her bosom aboard still very married billionaire Balthazar Getty's boat off the coast of Italy? Well, Getty got the call, and his wife would like him back, please. And so Sienna? Later! The old gal's trotted off to visit her father to plot how she might still win out in the end. On the upside, she's surely getting used to this all by now, right? I mean, am I right, or what? Daily Mail