Race to the Bottom: We're Told You Want to Read More about SATC

CORNY PREMIERE These are actually Kim Cattrall's feet (Photo: bigpicturesphoto.com) Yesterday, Sex and the City premiered. Ya heard? Today, the show and movie's designer Patricia Field has announced a deal with Payless ShoeSource to create a line of Carrie-approved shoes and clutch bags priced under $35. (From the looks of this, Kim Cattrall should spring for a pair with comfort insoles.) Costco's rumored to be stocking Cosmos in five-gallon plastic drums, now, too. Valtrex is doing a "Samantha" formula. Dickies is doing a line of Cynthia Nixon's-girlfriend pants. More? Really? Nair is doing a Kristin Davis signature line but she has clearly not endorsed it. There. UPI via Breitbart