Sarah had it all: a great job, a bright future, God’s love, and the kind of expensive wardrobe most women would give up their guns for. But there was still something missing in her life. Then she met Woody, a neurotic Jew who got nervous whenever he went to real America and couldn’t tell a moose from an elk. Would these two opposites somehow bridge the bitter partisan divide and find true love after all? This November, cast your vote for Woody Palin, the perfect romantic comedy for the purple states. Here’s a preview.