Seacrest Named Sexiest Something or Other

Victoria's Secret executives and designers recently met in a secret location to determine the winners of their "What Is Sexy" contest, and, after hours of debate completely uninfluenced by publicists or agents, determined that Ryan Seacrest has the sexiest smile. Vicki spokeswoman Monica Mitro said their reasoning was that his smile is sexy "in a very subtle and innocent and humble way." She would also like everyone to know that their decision has nothing at all to do with the fact that E! is hosting Vicki's What Is Sexy 2008 special in February and everything to do with the fact that the fake-baked, Botoxed, perma-smiling Malibu Ken doll showed up for Vicki's November fashion show and smiled his hypnotic/soul-sucking empty grin.