Obama on Britney: Cover Up!

BARACK THAT ASS UP Spears, Obama (inset)

• Canvasing the area: Before a campaign speech at an art gallery, Barack Obama has aides remove a painting of Britney Spears's vajayjay.

• Virtually naked: Playboy is setting up shop at Second Life. Expect the hotties to get a little more nekkid.

• Threat level blue: Citing a threat to national security, Cyprus bans the Love Egg 2, a radio controlled vibrator.

• Rated R for butts: Content in having rid the minds of America's youth of sex and violence, the MPAA sets its sights on the third member of the unholy trinity: smoking.

• Generator: The Terminator franchise lives, with 100 percent less Arnold.