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WHAT THE LADIES ARE TWITTERING ABOUT Twitter screenshot Things for you to talk about tonight at parties, besides whether use of the word bitch is sexist:

· Rudy Giuliani used to think that running New York City qualified him for the presidency because it was so big and, well, cosmopolitan. But that was months ago.

· Sarah Palin got 37 million TV viewers. Also, she went to five colleges in six years.

· We're mere days away from the release of Britney 'n' Jamie Lynn's mommy's memoir!

· Dan Levin, a young freelancer for the New York Times, has created the ultimate journalist's website! Wow!

· My Name Is Earl creator/executive producer Greg Garcia trashed Alec Baldwin.

· A history of squash at the New Yorker.