Name Britney's Forthcoming Flop!

HELP, Y'ALL Spears

• Brit's blog: Britney Spears enters ironic, funny mode and asks fans to pick her new album title. Choices include: Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like, What if the Joke is on You?, and Dignity.

• Qué pasa con Español?: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wants Spanish speaking immigrants to turn off Telemundo and learn English from Seinfeld reruns.

• Spice up his life: The results are in, and early indications are that Eddie Murphy is former Spice Girl Mel B's baby daddy.

• Cereal killers: In an attempt to reduce the hordes of fat children in America, Kellogg is putting Toucan Sam and Dig'Em the Honey Smacks frog out to pasture.