A former Mr Gay UK was found guilty today of murdering a former boyfriend before carving flesh from his thigh, seasoning it with fresh herbs, frying it in olive oil, and chewing a section.

Man! So the “terrible, horrific, and bizarre” trial is finally over for the young chef, and soon it’s off to prison, where skilled cooks are a cherished part of the team. His sentencing comes down on Monday. [Telegraph UK]