Foxy Brown: Foxy’s vying for the title of America’s Next Top Jailbird. Earlier this year she was arrested in Florida for a weave-fixing incident, and last week she nearly ran down a baby in her Range Rover. According to police reports, a young Brooklyn mother says that Foxy nearly mowed her and her baby down at the intersection of Prospect Place and Underhill Avenue. Foxy is already on probation for attacking beauty professionals in 2004.
James Caan: The Godfather star takes the mafia approach to raising his son, reportedly. When Scotty would put his elbows on the table, James would shout, “Get those elbows down or I’m going to stab you in the leg with this steak knife.”
Petra Nemcova: She’s spotted canoodling with Greek shipping heir and former Hilton plaything Stavros Niarchos.
Britney Spears: She’s seen taking shots and hopping around on couches in her panties at Los Angeles hotspot Teddy’s. It’s the underwear that make this a positive development. Baby steps, Brit-Brit, baby steps.
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