Martha Stewart Living It Up

RadarOnline.com obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country's top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC's The Scoop ...

Martha Stewart: Four mentions (Rush & Molloy, Gatecrasher, Page Six, Cindy Adams). The former jailbird speaks to a group at the 92nd Street Y about "Life after 50," which apparently in Martha's world includes a billionaire boyfriend (Charles Simonyi), her gynecologist, and photographs of her canaries and assorted houses. Plus, she M-Stew speaks at the Matrix Awards yesterday, honoring women in communications.

Rosie O'Donnell: Three mentions (Page Six, Gatecrasher, Cindy Adams). Raucous Rosie emcees the aforementioned Matrix Awards, where she liberally drops F-bombs and grabs her crotch while telling Donald Trump to "Eat me."

Sheryl Crow: Two mentions (Gatecrasher, Page Six). Sheryl returns from the Stop Global Warming College Tour with frenemy Laurie David. An apparent falling out near Nashville might drive Sheryl to a sob session in one of the three tractor-trailers, four buses, or six cars that she demands as part of her tour rider.

Scarlett Johansson: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, Page Six). After hosting Saturday Night Live with Björk last weekend, ScarJo is spotted on the town with SNL cast members Andy Samberg, Seth Meyers, and Kenan Thompson. Scar even takes a tumble trying to evade the paparazzi.