Madonna Launches Not-So-Secretive Surveillance Campaign on Guy
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
(Photo: Getty Images) Remember when word first broke that Guy Ritchie and Madonna were getting a divorce, and their friends (at least the "friends" who were willing to talk to sleazy British tabloids) were all, "they both just want to get this over with as quickly and efficiently as possible, for the sake of the kids?" How quickly things devolve! Barely a week later, Ritchie is comparing sex with Madonna to hugging "a piece of gristle," and Madonna is calling him a golddigger. And now Ritchie is also supposedly claiming that Madonna is using her staff of zombie Kabbalah manservants to spy on him and leak details about what a bad guy he is to the press as part of a campaign to engender sympathy in the court of public opinion.