Sex, Fires, More Sex

Let’s get started, shall we?

Tim Mahoney, voted in to clean up after the messy affairs left by page-pervin’ congressman Mark Foley, is now said to have had a second extramarital affair. As in, on top of the first one he tried to buy his way out of.
The wildfires in Los Angeles have now claimed 18,000 acres, and the season’s only just begun.
• As expected, Madonna and <strongGuy Ritchie are getting divorced.
• Things are bad for all the high-stakes media folk (though not to hear Graydon Carter tell it.) But none moreso than lonely Howell Raines, ex executive editor of the New York Times.
Jen Aniston and Jon Mayer aren’t even pretending to be broken up anymore.
• Carfeful of those blowjobs, people! Throat cancer, maybe. [Dude, SHUT UP!—Ed.]
• And speaking of ramming something down someone’s throat, apparently some of the banking heads weren’t too pleased with being forced to take Hank Paulson‘s $125 billion infusion over the weekend.

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