It's a Blast! Breaking Celebrity News Bits

IN RESPONSE TO YOUR QUEERY The latest Every once in a while, little nuggets of junk food drop into our inboxes here at RadarOnline.com: celebrity magazine e-mail blasts. With little or no journalistic effort on our part, they keep us abreast of how stars are treating their children, who's banging (or knocking up) whom, and who, of course, is definitely not gay. The 5 to 10 words allotted for these pieces is really as long as they ever need to be, given the subject matter and the attention spans of most "readers" (read: pretty-picture lookers). After the jump, the best of celebrity blasts from the past few weeks and the story they tell ... about us ... as a people ...