Radar’s Five-point Plan for K-Fed’s Future

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MAN WITH A PLAN Federline, yo

By now, everyone knows that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Maybe you’ve even seen him dodging questions about his validity and actually getting the divorce news on camera. What we don’t know is what Federline will do now. Can his career, such as it is, be saved? Radar has a plan.

1. Kevin needs to dig in his heels and fight for custody of their children in court. We’re thinking a highly public trial with plenty of opportunities for Federline to crack wise on the stand and off could lead to a comfortable Kato Kaelin level of fame, with cameos in future National Lampoon comedies and lucrative spring break appearances as a Foxy Boxing referee or Strip Spelling Bee judge.

2. Federline needs to sell the rights to all those sex tapes and indiscrete personal photos. There’s no way he’s gonna pull off a memoir, so he needs to think visually if he wants to make some money. Even the dude from Poison has a sex tape, so the public is clearly willing to accept anything when it comes to celebrities or semi-celebrities having sex on tape.

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