John Travolta Bad for Environment

SATURDAY FLIGHT FEVER Travolta

John Travolta: The Cove resort opening party in the Bahamas was ground zero for every boldface name this side of the Atlantic. Johnny T, the passionate environmentalist who was recently urging crowds in London to help combat global warming, took his gas-guzzling private jet to the island fete.

Jim Nelson: Are "Asian whores" the new "Nappy-headed hos?" The Asian American Journalists Association is none too pleased about the GQ editor's use of the phrase "Asian whores" while mentioning the Oprah-sanctioned DVD The Secret. "Visualize what you want (an Alfa Romeo? Leather pants? An Asian whore?)," Couldn't Nelson's Cond&eacute Nast colleagues over at Details have told him how this one would end?

Isaac Mizrahi: Page Six is a little unnecessarily harsh on the flamboyant designer this morning. They describe Mizrahi being attacked by his own dog at the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals ball as karmic retribution for grabbing Scarlett Johansson's boobs on the red carpet at the 2005 Golden Globes.

Paris Hilton: Liz Smith gets all sanctimonious about the heiress: "I don't think she deserves 45 days in jail. And I don't think she deserves the space I've just given her. But if I wrote 18 lines about the soldiers killed in Iraq last week, would you care?" At least Liz knows her place in the gutter.