John McCain's FedEx Plea
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain needs $2,300 from you within the week or his campaign is OVER. Seriously! Per the most recent direct mailing he's sending out seeking donations to his cash-starved campaign: "To stay competitive and ultimately win this election I must raise $10 million in the next 7 days," he writes. He's going to make it really easy for you, too. "That is why I hope you will use the enclosed pre-paid, pre-addressed Federal Express Envelope and rush an Emergency Contribution of $2,300, $1,500, $500, $250, or $100 to my campaign headquarters as soon as you possibly can." (Emphasis ours.) John McCain will not stand for regular old UPS! FedEx him your monies today!
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The letter in its entirety (choice lines: "Barack Obama is unquestionably one of the most extremely liberal people sitting in the U.S. Senate today"; "And if the Democrats also retain control of Congress, the would control the entire federal government and would be unstoppable"), plus the enclosed Federal Express form follow: