Joe Biden On the Offensive

PICK ME! Biden (Photo: Getty Images) • Too cool to be forgotten: Democratic senator, Foreign Relations Committee chair, and Obama VP contender Joe Biden takes aim in a WSJ op-ed. "Mr. Bush has turned a small number of radical groups that hate America into a 10-foot tall existential monster that dictates every move we make," Biden writes, "The Bush-McCain saber rattling is the most self-defeating policy imaginable. It achieves nothing. But it forces Iranians who despise the regime to rally behind their leaders."

• Tranny, ho!: Denise Richards responds to Charlie Sheen' allegations that she wrote an e-mail asking for some sperm after they broke-up. "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm," says Richards. And just when we're getting sick of typing about these two!

• Desperate woman: New York governor and Democratic super-delegate David Paterson says Hillary Clinton is showing signs of "desperation." Bill Clinton is said to be pushing pretty hard for a consolation prize that starts with a V and ends with a P.

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