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FRIENDLY ADVICE Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has a new man! And her weekly BFFs are all about dishing advice for her new relationship with model/aspiring actor Paul Sculfor!

OK! is totally that friend who got married and had kids and now wants all her single friends to get married and have kids so they can live on the same suburban cul-de-sac and carpool to Mommy and Me classes. Not only do they get rose-colored quotes about Paul from Lady Victoria Hervey, the one ex who apparently doesn't hate Sculfor ("Jen's a very lucky girl! He's a good guy!"), but they then infect Jen with adoption fever and cite Paul among her symptoms. According to OK's source at the adoption agency (the same one Jen-friend Sheryl Crow used to score son Wyatt last month), Jen has begun the process of a closed adoption.

Meanwhile, the other weeklies are all, like, Jen, this dude is totally using you and he lives in a cheap apartment with a roommate—quelle horror! Life & Style and Us talk to experts and other Paul exes, drawing on a June 10 British News of the World article that talks all about the model's rehab for cocaine addiction and his stated quest for fame and fortune. Star, for its part, is convinced (though Jen's rep denies it) that Brad Pitt took time away from groping Angelina on red carpets and giving their kids piggyback rides to send an urgent warning about Paul to Jen via mutual friends.