Jamie Lynn Spears Stands By Her Man
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
LOVE, ACTUALLY? Spears (Photo: Getty Images) • True love waits nine months: Holding fast to the Juno script, Jamie Lynn Spears and baby daddy Casey Aldridge remain, as best anyone can tell, together.
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