Bush May Also Be Responsible For Botched IPhone Launch

THANK YOU GOD THIS WEEK IS OVER Bush • Pump it good: Not to be outdone by Nancy Pelosi, of all people, President Bush has advised Congress to allow new drilling in these tough times. Oh, and HELL NO on the Clean Air Act, while he's at it.

• Rotten Apples: Problems with the activation of new iPhones seriously pissed off some Apple customers who waited on line for the product. One was even driven to wonder: "Do they still make pay phones?"

• Walk da line: In what amounts to the coolest mash-up since Danger Mouse's Jay-Z/Beatles Grey Album, Snoop Dogg has announced that he will remix Johnny Cash. But can he top this?

• The first everything-president: According to a new poll, only slightly more than half of voters can correctly identify Barack Obama's religion. One percent is still hoping he's a Jew.

• Beatle$: John Lennon has sold out from beyond the grave. His handwritten lyrics of "Give Peace a Chance" went for $833,654 at Christie's.