Olsen-Sized Handgun Comes to Market

Welcome to the Micro Age. As tech gadgets get slimmer and smaller, like the Apple Air and the Moducell phone, so to the weaponry for today's more savvy gadget collector. This season's must-have is the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=526655&in_page_id=1770" target="_blank"SwissMiniGunr, which is the "size of a key fob, but fires tiny 270 mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range." And you know how teeny today's "key fobs" are! This, we don't need to tell you, is trés cool! Ladies, please note: Not only can you discreetly pop a cap in the ass of a potential night club troll/molester, you could do so in style by purchasing a made-to-order piece made out of 18-carat gold with diamond studs, which will only set you back a mere £30,000. A small price to pay, indeed.