Hospital Readies for J. Lo Babies with Kidnapping Drills

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READY TO POP Anthony, Lo

Leave no cradle unturned: As way-preg J. Lo readies to pop, the hospital that expects to welcome her and her newborns run “pink drills” designed to avert possible baby-nappings, according to reports.

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