While you were drunkenly texting your ex and/or projectile vomiting and/or thinking about how the party you were at kind of sucked and that you really should make new friends in the new year, just what was The Hills gang up to?
Well, Heidi Montag was busy showing off the latest of her likely unending body-part enhancements: Lips! The Gossip Girl in Radar is now accepting predictions as to what cosmetic procedure the Heidi-ho will opt for next.
Natural-er beauty Lauren Conrad celebrated New Year’s in San Diego, despite rumors of an evil MTV plot for LC to clash at a NYE bash in Miami with her former nemesis Kristin Cavallari. LC and Audrina hosted a party at the McClellan Airport (surprisingly, an actual airport and not merely a poorly named club). Girl was recovering from a weekend tonsil-hockey session with Stephen Colletti, her high school boy toy and heart breaker from the Laguna Beach days. What would Brody think? What about that French dude MTV set you up with in Paris? So much sluttery with this crew!