The Castro may be dead, but elsewhere in America revelers are suiting up for the one holiday when being stinking drunk, overexposed, and a little bit gay isn’t just acceptable, it’s mandatory: Happy Halloween! Please note, though, there’s a right way and wrong way to celebrate tonight, and we suggest you avoid embarrassing yourselves. Homebody, parent, or stoner? Grab a pumpkin and a knife and indulge in an arts and crafts slashfest with Dick Cheney or Dina Lohan. Enjoy!