Will Ferrell's Pint-Size Punisher is Back!

&bull You confess now, bitch!: Pearl, the daughter of Will Ferrell’'s collaborator, is back with an encore performance to "The Landlord." In this new skit, the two-year-old plays a tough cop interrogating Ferrell.

&bull Paparazzi vs. L.A. traffic cops: The L.A. parking division temporarily converts streets around Paris Hilton'’s house “to tow away/no stopping zones” to ward off paparazzi.

&bull : Writer Nick Antosca bitchslaps indie songstress/writer Miranda July, calling her new short-story collection disappointing and unremarkable. He also likens July to a female Zach Braff.

&bull Moore veggies?: PETA sends Sicko director Michael Moore a strongly worded letter encouraging him to be healthier and lose weight by becoming a vegetarian. Any letter that starts, "“There’'s an elephant in the room..." and the elephant is you, can't end good.