Heath Ledger still dead, still sad. Mary-Kate Olsen still partying, perhaps still hiding something about still sad death of Heath Ledger. Britney Spears still crazy, surprisingly uninvolved in MK still partying or still sad death of Heath Ledger. But wait stop, breaking news! ANGELINA JOLIE knocked up with TWINS. With five out of five weeklies reporting, we’re more cautious than CNN on primary night, but we’re still going to go ahead and call it: Angie’s in a family way.
In Touch claims it was the first to break the news in their January 28 issue, while Star says they broke it on their website. But when Angie showed up at the SAG Awards on Sunday wearing what can best be described as a vintage Hermes pup tent, all the other glossies had to face the truth. Star says that Brad and Angie needed to undergo in vitro and that she’s craving Oreos and Doritos. Apparently, Ange told Brad by putting his hand on her stomach and announcing, “We did it!” Sadly this confirms that despite award-winning performances and humanitarian missions, Brad and Angie are just as dopey as everyone else, thinking that the biology 101 of pregnancy is the world’s greatest accomplishment. I mean come on, getting preggers is something at which Nicole Richie and the Spears girls excel.