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• His H. W. moment: Asked the price of milk and bread at a campaign stop, wife-juggler Rudy Giuliani guesses $1.50 and $1.25.

• Life imitating art: Clean and sober Lindsay Lohan plans a return to drugs ... in a role for an upcoming movie.

• In the shizznit: The Dogg catchers in the Los Angeles DA's office charge Snoop with drug and weapons possessions, charges that could carry a four-year sentence if he's convizzicted.

• Ripped from the headlines: An unnamed CBS News producer is fired for plagiarizing an essay from the Wall Street Journal.

• Is it any wonder?: Presidential hunk-idate John Edwards has lots of supporters in the gay community.