• Hey ladies: George Clooney is reportedly on the loose, having split with girlfriend Sarah Larson. Larson joins a string of hot chicks once banged by Clooney and never heard about again.
• Get real: The Department of Homeland Security is joining forces with ABC for a new reality show, Border Security USA, that will look at border protection agencies fighting illegal smuggling and immigration. Think the bastard child of Cops and 24.
• Damage control: Sharon Stone finally apologizes for saying that the recent earthquake in China was “karma.” Stone’s comments have prompted outrage in China and a call for a boycott of her films. Christian Dior has dropped her from their Chinese advertisements.
HELL YES, THERE’S MORE: Spam for dinner; monkey brainpower; and a Potter prequel?