Gay Cannibal Now Prison Chef For Life
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Let's call it a day:
• It's a sad and entirely expected end for the gay cannibal trial in the UK: at least 30 years in prison. Good news! He's going to be THE PRISON CHEF. Also: He "was a violent drunk with a history of aggressive behaviour." You don't say.
• In other wonderful news, the Somali pirates have shown their hostages to nearby boats and all seem to be in good shape. This pirate standoff is now in its fourth week.
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• Today is your last chance to register to vote in California, Kansas, and others—and Connecticut, Iowa, and Wisconsin approach swiftly.
• The Britney Spears jury has been deadlocked all afternoon.
• Condi Rice looks back on eight years of George Bush: "The Middle East is a different place and a better place," and "a U.S.inspired "freedom agenda" has taken hold in the Middle East. I would like some gravy with my freedom agenda.