Ex Beauty Queen/Current Loon Set Free

TORTUROUS Fulbright

University of Arizona law student and former beauty-queen Kumari Fulbright, accused of forcibly holding and torturing a former boyfriend by biting him on the arm and sticking a butcher knife in his ear, has been freed on bond. Two other dudes (including a different ex) with whom she is accused of assaulting the poor guy are still at large; a third is also out on bail.

Police have yet to figure out what provoked the attack, but judging from her mugshot—which makes Nick Nolte's look like a Sears Christmas portrait—we're maybe gonna go with the fact that Fulbright is batshit insane.