Don't Short Me, McCain
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
THINGS THAT WILL MAYBE BE FUNNY IN THREE WEEKS (Photo: Dealbreaker) News of the end of the day:
• Maybe John McCain is right. (Not about his fake attempt to cancel Friday's debate—though the venue is pissed!) But maybe the media is stupid! "Michael Douglas had to field questions Wednesday about the financial turmoil shaking world markets from reporters recalling his role in the 1987 film Wall Street."
- WNBA Rookie Caitlin Clark Fields Cringey Comment From Reporter, Awkward Exchange Goes Viral
- Halle Bailey and Rapper Boyfriend DDG Going Strong Despite Breakup Rumors: 'Not True at All'
- Jenna Jameson Breaks Her Silence After Wife Jessi Lawless Files for Annulment Over Alleged Drinking Issues: 'Empathy is Better Than Shaming'
• The ladies of Salon (of both genders) want to know why Barack Obama is so mean to the president of Iran.
• Lynne Spears is defending her teen preggers daughter against comparisons to Sarah Palin's teen preggers daughter. Perez Hilton: "We agree. Bristol is a slut!"
• TIna Fey explains the surprising secret behind her Palin impression: Billy Bob Thornton.
• Get yer "Don't short me, bro!" T-shirts. Heh.