With Brownback Gone, Can Homo-hating Survive?

OUT, PROUD Sam(Photo: Getty Images)

Fag-bashing activist burned by Sam Brownback's pullout seeks presidential candidate with true cojones and a man crush on Jesus. (Huckabee, we're looking at you!)

Brownback's end to his bid for the presidency might be good news to those who like their state without such a heaping helping of church, but it pretty much crucifies the right Rev. Fred Phelps and his Bible-thumping army.

Not that Brownback inspired anything close to a groundswell. The Kansas senator, also one of disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff's favorite sons, had struggled to reach even a million dollars this last quarter. Still, no matching-funds play, Sammy?