Britney Bows To K-Fed's Superior Parenting Skills
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
IF YOU LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT Spears, Federline • Britney settles again: In a victory for serial impregnators everywhere, Kevin Federline got sole custody of the two kids he put in ex-wife Britney Spears' womb. Federline celebrated the settlement by knocking up a court reporter, a female bailiff, and a woman thousands of miles away in Davenport, Iowa, who will never be able to convince her friends and family that she had no idea how it happened.
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