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Britney Bows To K-Fed’s Superior Parenting Skills

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IF YOU LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT Spears, Federline

Britney settles again: In a victory for serial impregnators everywhere, Kevin Federline got sole custody of the two kids he put in ex-wife Britney Spears‘ womb. Federline celebrated the settlement by knocking up a court reporter, a female bailiff, and a woman thousands of miles away in Davenport, Iowa, who will never be able to convince her friends and family that she had no idea how it happened.

“Quentin, your spelling is fucking atrocious”: Cineaste Susannah Breslin reviews the screenplay for Quentin Tarantino‘s Inglorious Basterds. The whole damn thing is online; hurry before The Man makes them take it down.

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