Britney and Adnan's Motorcycle Diaries
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
BLIND LEADING THE INSANE Spears, Ghalib • Kiss kiss bang bang: Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib get back together, enjoy a nice dinner on the town, then run down a motorbike. You know, just a typical night—minus the cops, a judge, flagrant drug and/or alcohol abuse, and confiscated babies.
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