Britney Crushes Another Foot Soldier
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
TOOTSIE ROLL Spears
• Move, bitch, get out tha way!: Run over them once, shame on you; run over them 150 times, shame on, well, everyone. Britney Spears mows over another pap's sole-less cross-trainer.
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• Adios, Hastert: Onetime Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert delivered a farewell speech to his colleagues today, announcing he will not finish his 11th term.
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