Brit Ditched by K-Fed's Jewish Look-alike?

DIASPORA Spears, Cohen

• Run, Isaac, run: Model and K-Fed doppelgänger Isaac Cohen has dumped Britney Spears via long distance call. Good for the Jews?

• Trapped in the hospital: Water sportsman R. Kelly was hospitalized in Miami for appendicitis and will miss his court date to face child pornography charges.

• Madge turns to Old Crow?: It is so rare that we get the opportunity to get a glimpse of Madonna looking blotto. Enjoy.

• We smell an exposé (or lots of pot): America's Next Top Model alum Adrianne Curry criticizes the show and Revlon, claiming her face was not plastered everywhere as promised and, in fact, she did not become America's next top model. How did this happen?

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