Brad Tries to Make His $70M French Chateau a Home

This week Brad and Angelina teach us that love means never having to say you're sorry ... for spending $300k on a hollow table by a Dutch designer.

With the birth of the Brangelina babies only hours/days/weeks away, Brad apparently saw fit to leave Angie and the Rainbow bunch in their French castle while he jetted off to Switzerland for the International Art and Design Miami/Basel. No big deal, really, until we learn that it was the show's co-founder—an Angie look-a-like (according to In Touch)—who took him to the private VIP lounge for a tuna burger and two Coke Zeroes and somehow convinced him to pay half a million for four pieces of completely impractical furniture.